|From: jlupd (Rep: 28)||Date: 2011-09-12 18:27:28|
|Forum: Wall Street Pit - Thread #673293555||Msg #2183155 - Part 1/2 (Rec: 0) |
|One of my all time favorites.|
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
|From: santelli (Rep: 1666) reply to jlupd||Date: 2011-09-12 18:46:12|
|Forum: Wall Street Pit - Thread #673293555||Msg #2183156 - Part 2/2 (Rec: 0) |
|a new neighbor moved in across the street, we met and i found out she was near my age, as time went by this summer we started working in her yard planting flowers and plants, her boyfriend would come over but never once offered to help to any yard work. i asked her how she can put up with a guy that does NOTHING to help her? she replied "if i ever get married again it wont be for love" i asked what does he do for work? she replied- "hes a lawyer"|
she said he will take her out and get a bottle of wine for $200 but if any physical labor is needed she has to hire it out, sorry but a guy like that is worth less than any man that will roll up his sleeves and do work himself. when the lawyer loses his money, he has no self value. the hard working man will always be worth what effort he puts into something.
read the filings dont trade blind like the blame throwers & if a girl scout can beat you up, you shouldnt be trading my stocks.
posting a stock doesn't mean I bought it. posting I am buying or bought, does.
LEARN CHARTS and LEVEL 2, be a winner.
I am offering you a trade you should NEVER buy my stocks posted. I came here to make money, learn and to teach, not to be part of a clique. I have only been a trader for 2 yrs, and its an evolving process. If you dont have a plan of action prior to buying a stock, you have no plan at all. We all take losses *it is up to you to decide your loss tolerance*
| Reply to jlupd - Msg #2183155 - 09/12/2011 18:27|
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